Posted by Josh in Stories @ 5:41 am

Once there was a apple, This was a pretty apple. It was so shiney and red. it was a pretty red apple. and shiny. But, As beautiful as this apple was. It did not have any friends. The apple just wanted a friend. but, Couldnt ever get one. Maybe all The other apples Were jealous of the pretty shiny apple and didnt want anything to do with the apple. But, The apple just wanted a friend! Its not it’s fault the it has flawless beauty! It has feelings too!

One day the apple was alone walking. Singing a song, And some older apple came up. This apple had worm holes and everything and was old and smushy. It told the pretty apple " Would you like some drugs" and the pretty apple thought about it. And he thought "Well maybe he’ll be my friend if i do some drugs" So the apple did some drugs with the older ugly apple. and The pretty apple was then addicted.

The pretty apple did drugs everyday! Thats all he did. Wake up. Do drugs.. stay awake for a couple of days… Doin drugs… But, the apple wasnt pretty no more. Oh.. No he wasnt. he was a ugly apple now.

Only ugly apples do drugs! It makes their pain go away…
So, Now the ugly apple is ugly and does drugs. But, Since he is ugly. Everyone loves him and he has tons of friends!

Now, Drugs might have solved this apples problems. But.. Its with apples. Drugs dont work like that for humans and beavers. Drugs seem to ruin human’s and beaver’s lives! So never do drugs.. unless Your a pretty apple It’ll make everything Alright!

©josh porter

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Posted by Josh in Josh's Blog @ 7:21 pm

just testing my blogs page

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Posted by Josh in Pictures @ 5:11 pm

Ha, okay its not my best work, but i was bored, and the original image was awesome!

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Posted by Josh in Funny Videos @ 6:37 am

ha i thought this commercial was hilarious. Love my Droid

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Posted by Josh in Site Updates @ 4:55 am

Okay, after a long time of not doing diddly snipples to this site, i decided to do some work today. So all i’ve been doing for the past few hours was editing the site.

Decided to make the move to Wordpress, and had to create a new layout and theme for it, which is what you see now. Ha, it isn’t much, but we’ll get there.

I’m actually pretty excited about allowing the main site to be powered by wordpress. It’ll make it so much easier for content to be posted, and to keep the site under control and active. I dunno, but it’s going to be much more fun!

So just keep checking out the site and seeing the new features that im adding, err.. or taking away, ha. I dunno what to do with the site, but i’ll continue randomly adding things and we’ll see when we end up.

Btw, post in the forum! gonna get that place going again! lol

ha later

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